Police State Paraphernalia

Remember Boris Johnson’s unironic excitement over the frightening London 2012 mascots? Here is the Amazon shop link for one of them dressed as a Bobby. The description reads:

  • Hello, I’m Wenlock! Don’t I look smart in my police officer’s uniform?

  • I have the important job of protecting you on your journey to the London 2012 Games.

  • Take this figurine on a journey to the London 2012 Olympic Games – we can have lots of fun together!

  • Collect all official Olympic Sports Figurines. Available in Phase 1 and Phase 2 collections.